Please stop rebelling. I know there are hormones coursing all through my pregnant body, but you don’t have to advertise it!! There’s no need to call a plague upon me! I’ve been good to you! I moisturize and wash you. Why the acne? Why the cold sores? Why the lackluster hair and skin?

Do you really enjoy wearing makeup – is that it? Because right now, I’m very tempted to wear makeup when I go out because I LOOK LIKE I HAVE THE PLAGUE and I would very much like NOT TO. And you know how I’m lazy and how DS throws a fit when he sees me put on makeup because then he thinks I have to go to a meeting and leave him. (He’s very smart you know!)

So, please, STOP. Ok, thanks!