Let me just say that I am currently covered in bug bites – but no one else in my family is. This is just patently unfair. This always happens. Clearly, there is something that I give off that always has the bugs eat ME vs. anyone else in my remote vicinity. (You’re welcome, family!)

I have no idea why I am covered in bites! Hopefully, after washing all my sheets (and eventually, clothes), the bites will stop. In the meantime, there is nothing more miserable than being a fat, sweaty, bite-covered pregnant lady. *sigh*

Truly, I promise. Eventually, my posts will become interesting again. Sorry!