March 21, 2013
DD: Duck? (Offering to DS.)
DS: I don’t want a duck! (Chucks the duck.)
DD: (Picks up the duck.) Duck?
DS: I don’t want a duck! (Chucks the duck.)
Rinse and Repeat at least 5xs.
(Okay, technically this happened on Tuesday night, but I’m posting it now before I forget. Hahahahaha.)
March 14, 2013
My kids are such characters, bursting with personality. Here are some funny stories about them.
1) DS had just finished pooping and I was wiping his butt. I had left the wipes open and DD got one out and began to help wipe DS’s butt.
2) During snack time at preschool, the teacher asked everybody what was their favorite thing to do. Some kids said drawing or playing with cars, etc. DS said, “我最喜歡吃東西!” (My favorite thing to do is eat stuff!)
3) DD loves to wash her butt. She will get on all fours in the tub and then back her butt into the water running from the faucet. Over and over again. She will even re-position herself! One time, she cleared out all the bath toys just so she would have room to wash her butt. DH filmed it and it’s the funniest thing.
4) DS made DD cry and I told him to say sorry to her. As soon as DD heard me tell him to say sorry, she moved in for a hug. He hugged her and said, “Hi!” She said, “Hi” back and waved so DS waved back. So cute!
5) DD now sings and dances along with our Mommy and Me music class. It’s adorable!! Clearly, a musical genius. 😉
6) DS accidentally drank some of my warm/hot water and spat it out. The look on his face was one of betrayal. He said, “That water is no good.” I couldn’t stop laughing.
That’s all I can think of for now. I will try to remember more. 🙂
June 5, 2012
A funny story about DS from last night:
Lately, DS will stall and stall right before bed and come out several times to “Poopoo.” (The past tense, according to him is, “Poot.”) Although DS can poo on command, sometimes, he just doesn’t have anything in the pipeline (so to speak). So, in an effort to curb his lying/stalling, I tell him that if he doesn’t poop when he says he needs to, then I will spank him.
Last night, he came out to poop for a second time but didn’t have any. So I repeatedly warned him about the spanking and when he got up from the potty, he smiled and spanked himself lightly and grinned. I started laughing. He thought that if he spanked himself, I wouldn’t spank him!
Of course, as funny as it was (and he got a long hug for it), I still spanked him. Not too hard, but enough to smart! Then he went to bed.
Hilarious. 🙂
How did I get here? 